Friday, March 25, 2011

So Close

In the past, I've been really mean to Michelle, mocking her boob belts and clashing colors, so to be fair, I'll say that this dress is sensible and actually rather flattering:



She should make all of her clothing out of curtains.

6 comments:

  1. 'Cept the hair being all pulled back makes her look like the Borg Queen.

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  2. And the horizontal stripes. She just won't accept that the horizontal stripes broaden her -- horizons -- unnecessarily.

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  3. Moogie - I'm actually gonna disagree on this one. I don't have a problem with her weight. I prefer girls curvy.

    The thing is, Michelle carries a LOT of her weight on her hips. So she needs to keep that bottom-heavy shape in mind. Some clothes flatter it. Some clothes don't. In this case, I think the way it's cut helps her get away with wearing horizontal stripes. That and the stripes are more subdued than those damnable rainbow/wedding-cake things she wears.

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  4. I'm betting this dress decision was made, and implemented, while she was completely drunk. Were she sober, her clothing choice would have been more to what she normally wears.

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  5. Hmm... I agree it is "rather flattering", which in girl talk translates to "camouflauge".

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  6. I still don't know about this one. I like the color, but then again, I like any color as long as it's blue. But the spacing of those lines just causes an inverted funnel effect to me.

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