Thursday, April 28, 2011

Better Motto for Exxon

Exxon Mobil is out there begging people not to hate them for somehow managing to run a successful business in tough economic times.

What's next? The Packers apologizing to the other 31 teams in the NFL for winning the Superbowl?

Try this, guys:

"If you think our profits are too high, maybe you should buy our stock."

1 comment:

  1. We live in a world where success is a bad thing.

    I'm beginning to think we have the perfect person in the White House, because success is the furthermost thing from his mind.