Sunday, May 1, 2011

Breaking Training

I've been married for 12 years, and I'm not an idiot, so I know there are certain words that a man is NOT allowed to say.


But sometimes principle overpowers conditioning, and this is one of those times, so I'm saying it.

"Honey, that dress makes your butt look fat."


  1. It looks like something got killed while she was wearing it. And who came up with the too short coat thing that she's wearing? It's like it was made for a toddler, then the arms were resized.

  2. Da-yum! That's just plain ol' frightening!

  3. I don't think it is the dress that makes her ass look fat. I think it is the ass that makes the ass look so fat.

  4. I've actually faced that moment with my wife, my response was "do you want the truth or do you want me to lie to you?" She said "truth" I said yes, she shrugged and changed clothes.