The Trailer for The 3 Musketeers:
Wow. 300 meets The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen meets Pirates of the Caribbean - Super slow-mo fight scenes, anachronistic weapons, and a chick who runs around and gets dirty a lot, yet somehow never smudges her make-up. There's probably some fetishized set-worship from The Lord of the Rings, too.
Oh, and the British accents for a movie set in France, since American audiences think that ALL Europeans speak with British accents.
Ah, well. Here's something to get that awful taste out of your mouth.
The Captain America trailer, perfectly synchronized to the Team America: World Police theme: "America, Fuck Yeah!
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