Saturday, May 19, 2012

Battleship Warning

According to my most trusted movie review guy, don't bother showing up until the last 20 minutes.


  1. I can't imagine that the movie has anything at all in common with the game other than the name "battleship". Do the aliens and earthmen take turns randomly lobbing shells at unobserved places in the ocean hoping to hit something? Just like the attempt to serialize the "seeker of truth" books.

  2. According to box office reports, it might not even earn out, well, at least not before going to DVD.

  3. Sadly, I'm pretty sure that the lesson Hollywood will take from this is that patriotic movies aren't worth making. Not that a patriotic ending can't save a poorly written movie.