Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Better Plan

Obama wants to spend hundreds of millions of dollars so that corner stores in ghettos will stock fresh fruits & vegetables.

Which no one wants to buy.

Which will rot on the shelves and be thrown away.

Why not save some money and be more efficient? Just buy fresh produce and throw it right in the dumpster. Probably cut costs at least 40%

4 comments:

  1. "Why not save some money and be more efficient? Just buy fresh produce and throw it right in the dumpster. Probably cut costs at least 40%"

    Isn't this his feed the homeless program??

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  2. Oh, I have an idea. We could give money to poor people..no, wait they would spend that on drugs and alcohol... we could give some sort of voucher or "stamp" that would let them buy food at ANY retail food store. Then they could buy as many good healthy vegetables as they want.

    Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

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  3. Better: pay farmers not to grow the vegetables in the first place.



    What? been done? Wow. Imagine. I was being sarcastic.

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  4. And the guy who pitched it in the dumpster is filling a green-job slot. Win-win!

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