Because bald guys get called "Curly"
Excellent. They should also set up a display on the TP aisle.
There's no way in hell I'd wipe my ass with that.
Box on the left say's It all.
I'm sorry "both boxes" say It all.
Well, for this guy douchebag is a compliment. I do not remember how I learned this but the term douchebag was originated in the US Naval Academy in Annapolis. It referred to a person so useless as to be only useful to wash out the um, leavings, yeah, that's it, of a real man.. Funny, I remember now, it was a Second John out of the Trade School that was a platoon leader if served with. He was almost ready to get that silver bar and become someone on the Battalion staff when the little people dropped a mortar round right into the little cluster of radio antennas. Instead of a promotion he joined The Order of the Shiny Aluminum Boxes. Effin' war.
I'm thinking it must be a loss leader, but the mere thought . . . . Ewwwwww.