Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
You're drunk, you're high, it's hot, your hands are sweaty, and you're surrounded by the type of degenerates that enjoy the same kind of music you do.
THAT is why I still wave a disposable butane lighter around like some sort of prehistoric proto-hominid cave-dweller, instead of lifting a $400 electronic device made out of glass to a height of 7 feet off a concrete floor, while surrounded by strangers with questionable ethics.