So I bought some cookie dough that was already in pre-made circles. All I had to do was spread them out on a cookie sheet.
Too much work.
I dumped 'em all into an 8x8 glass baking dish without separating them. Somewhere around 25-30 minutes later at 350 degrees, I had cookie bars.
They're all gone now, so don't bother asking me to share.
3 days ago