So I watched "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?", just because I'd heard of it and it was on.
I don't know whether to describe it as "a 2 hour and 15 minute Twilight Zone episode" or "if Quentin Tarantino had to keep a movie PG".
Joan Crawford's eyebrows... GAH!
As for Bette Davis... I can't believe she let herself look that ugly on film. Not sure if she was better or worse looking than Helen Thomas.
The chubby British guy looked familiar. Turns out I recognized him from the old Batman TV series, where he played King Tut.