Wednesday, July 17, 2013

This Is What Public Schools Have Come To

Michelle Obama's latest "healthy kids" pitch: "Walking School Buses".

That's where a group of kids walk to school together, accompanied by an adult.

Here's a picture promoting the notion:



Well, I guess it's working, because there are no fat kids in this picture. Yeah... THESE are the kids that really need the exercise.

In the pouring rain.

While lugging backpacks.

Hope they don't catch cold, get soaking wet, or end up nailed by a bolt of lightning.

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  1. or caught in gang banger crossfire, because no armed civilians will be there, just thugs.

    We truly are surrounded by the dumbest of the dumb.

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  2. Love the ladybug lightning rod.

    When I was a kid, we called walking to school something crazy: walking to school.

    And before "Progressives" normalized pedophilia, we often did it in groups of two or three or *gasp* alone, without an adult.

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  3. And ten miles in six feet if snow, uphill both ways? We used to DREAM of uphill both ways!

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  4. Hmmm...no sidewalks near my school, so the kids can really pretend to be buses in the road! *smh*

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  5. Let's see: no sidewalks from my house to the school and predators just itching to snatch groups of unprotected kids, well, God knows where. What could go wrong.

    Maybe if Michele had used the walking school bus, her ass wouldn't be as fat as her head.

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  6. I miss walks. I guess some places they can be unsafe...but I used to take this walk on Sundays that was lovely. We walked near a good sitting wall and a majestic climbing tree. It was such a beautiful summer.

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  7. When I was in high school, I used to take very long walks and just think about stuff. Mostly girl-related issues.

    *sigh*

    The more things change...

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