Monday, September 23, 2013

This Is Why I Don't Go To Other People's Houses Anymore

via XKCD:

19 comments:

  1. Ummm....what are those, my socks there on the floor? :)

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  2. Can't be your socks. Women aren't allowed in my house unless they're barefoot.

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  3. Wait. The clean room is MINE.

    And I had to take off my socks to be barefoot, Geez.

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  4. Why would you even wear socks to my house if you know the rules?

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  5. Huh... I've never had a woman get cold feet on me before...

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  6. I'm not *positive* it's you. I think I have poor circulation. In the winter my feet are always like ice...

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  7. I *have* had a woman PUT cold feet on me before, though...

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  8. Let's just say there are teenage boys in Africa who wouldn't trade places with me:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/07/africa_maasai_ceremony/html/9.stm

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  9. No, the WORST part is the sound of a woman's laughter while she does it.

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  10. *giggle*

    Oops. *Assume sympathetic look* Oh wow. That sounds awful. Poor Harvey. :P

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  11. Wow... I am SO not letting you within footing distance of me.

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  12. Or you could just stop insisting I go barefoot.

    Geez. :)

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  13. I would tell the two of you to get a room, but watching you act all coy and shit is kinda cute.

    The Ogwife likes to warm her freezing tootsies on the Nutsack d'Og. That don't confront me, as it is ordinarily the temperature of a heatsink from an atomic pile. Actualy feels kinda good.

    Untrimmed toenails, on the other hand, now that's just wrongity wrong. Nobody wants to sleep with a raptor.

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  14. Get a room?

    Huh... that's a good idea.

    Hey, Anonymiss... let's get a room.

    Bring socks.

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  15. Okey doke.

    I'll immediately throw my socks on the floor.

    Then we'll look just the comic :)

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