Sunday, December 15, 2013

I Don't See How This Can Miss

via Anonymiss:


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Second date:

"Thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies"

Third date:

"This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."

I am SO getting lucky with these...

2 comments:

  1. hey! I found a book for you.

    http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2012/05/06/no-cussing-club/

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  2. I went back through the archives of that site...

    I now have many regrets, mostly revolving around knowing that certain things actually exist.

    I need a Forget-Me-Shot:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXc18bhOOU

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