Wednesday, January 22, 2014

I Speak Whale


[Whale voice message - I love you and I miss you] (viewer #87,906)

Yeah, this made me giggle.

On the other hand, I think it would be sweet to get voice mails like that.

You know... if they had a little less whale song.

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32 comments:

  1. Wow. I wish *I* could speak whale. :D

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  2. I imagine speaking whale is a lot like singing:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO0DFttQoJc&feature=youtu.be&t=54s

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  3. So you sing too? :)

    I like a man with a ...voice.

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  4. Not a singer, but I suppose I could try slow, sustained talking.

    Still not sure how to hit the note I'm aiming for, though...

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  5. The "Think System". If you can think the Minuet in G, you can sing the minuet in G :)

    La da Da-da Da-da Da-da Da. La da Da. La da Da. ;)

    What song would you like to learn?

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  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErVP6xLZwg

    Any woman who heard that in my voice would melt helplessly.

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  7. Ah. You don't want a wife. You want groupies. I see. ;)

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  8. If I had a wife, I'd expect her to be president of my fan club... which would, of course, entitle her to certain... privileges...

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  9. Autographed photo, secret decoder ring, stuff like that :-)

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  10. No, like, special apron emblazoned with "I'm His Favorite"?

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  11. Oh, yeah, well, of course.

    I thought that went without saying, so I didn't bother mentioning it.

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  12. Does she get to...
    *gasp*
    MEET you?
    Like, in person?

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  13. Well, I suppose I could throw in a backstage pass or something...

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  14. Meh. I'm not sure it's worth the trouble...

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  15. What if I throw in a Vulcan EV60-SS6FP24G240 60” electric range with 6 9.5″ round French hot plates w/infinite controls, a 24” griddle made of polished steel plate, thermostat controls, (2) standard ovens, with all-stainless steel front, sides, and single deck high shelf

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  16. ...I'm thinking...

    Any other perks you wanna tell me about?

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  17. Yes.

    I know how to make one of these:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGcAMfzbGI

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  18. Wow! You're Matt Bomer?

    http://forums.usanetwork.com/index.php?showtopic=446086&page=73

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  19. Basically, yet, but I'm MUCH better looking

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  20. Oh...and straight, right?

    Cuz I'm a girl ;)

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  21. Yes, Kitten, I *do* "prefer the company of women", if that's what you're asking.

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  22. Good.

    While looking for the pic of Matt Bomer I discovered he was gay...just thought I'd ask.

    Sorry. I've been putting out fires and doing Zumba. How about you?

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  23. Putting out fires for my boss.

    The audio player on the web site had some "issues", so I'm reconstructing the full-show audio file by hand.

    Not difficult, just tedious and time-consuming.

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  24. Is it fulfilling to do it "by hand"? Or just frustrating that it had issues?

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  25. Just frustrating.

    Sorta like when your dishwasher breaks and you have to do dishes by hand.

    Still beats having your snowblower break and having to do your driveway by hand :-)

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  26. Just got back in from shoveling. Brrrrr.

    Not enough snow to use a snowblower lately. I just have to go out and scrape it off 2 inches at a time, or wherever it gets run over, it turns to ice.

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  27. Speaking of ice, just watched "Frozen".

    I'd heard it was really good.

    I heard correctly.

    Anna was cute. Reminds me of a crazy redhead I used to know.

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  28. I liked the snowflake castle and the songs: especially Fixer Upper. Definitely brought someone to mind and made me smile :)

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  29. I know you weren't thinking of me.

    Only reason *I'd* get called "fixer-upper" is the same reason bald guys get called "curly"...

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  30. bald guys get called curly no one ever called them smooth?

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  31. That... is the most ridiculous question ever. It's not "Smooth". It's "Curly".

    CURLY!

    *eye roll*

    Sheesh!

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