Sunday, February 9, 2014

How a Woman Can Capture My Heart

Via Technabob:



And it would also help if she wore this apron (bigger, mostly-readable version here)


33 comments:

  1. That looks like a GUY apron. Girls wear pink frilly ones. *You* should wear that one.

    On the other hand,

    Neither girls NOR guys should wear pizza cologne. Just buy a pizza already. Geeez.

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  2. Valentine's Day is coming. You should totally buy me that apron.

    And I'll buy you a pizza.

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  3. Got any old shirts?

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151419662330778&set=a.342626065777.161357.134044020777&type=1&theater

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  4. Do you have an old shirt?

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151419662330778&set=a.342626065777.161357.134044020777&type=1&theater

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  5. I heard you had a sewing machine.

    (Oops. Just had a very bad typo. Glad I reread that. :P)

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  6. I have an old shirt AND a sewing machine.

    Now ask me if I have the skills to put them together...

    Oh, and I'll assume the bad typo was you saying I "hid" a sewing machine. I am *not* a prankster!

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  7. Ummm you can go on thinking that...

    I know how to sew. Sorta.

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  8. We should get together and make an apron.

    I'll buy pizza.

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  9. I said "sorta". It might take a long time...

    I like pizza. :)

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  10. Well, as long as you can sew it with a machine faster than I can sew it by hand, you're the woman I'm looking for.

    What do you want on your pizza?

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  11. Ham. And pineapple. And mushrooms....hmmm

    How many choices do I get?

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  12. Those are my favorite.

    I'm going to Madison tomorrow. Is that near you?

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  13. Near-ish. About 40 minutes away

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  14. Oops Wednesday. That doesn't sound very "near"...

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  15. Close enough to make a pizza-detour worthwhile, don't you think?

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  16. I guess I don't know my Wisconsin geography very well...

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  17. Always.

    You're going to stop by AFTER, right?

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  18. After Madison? That's about 12:30. Then 40 minutes...

    You done with your work day by 1:10?

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  19. Maybe you could go shopping for a couple hours. There's a mall near my house.

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  20. Mall? Schmall.

    Do you have a Target?

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  21. A Target?

    Yeah, but it's kinda small.

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  22. That's okay. I REALLY like Target. I can find lots to look at.

    Why d'ya have to do a boring thing like work everyday, huh? :P

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  23. Well, I was doing the exciting thing where I was unemployed everyday, but - oddly - that got boring :-P

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  24. Won't Target hire you?

    You'd think a lifetime of fanatical devotion to the store would give you SOME insights they'd find valuable.

    Heh. That's kinda how I got the gig working for Fred Thompson's radio show :-)

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  25. They'd probably hire me.

    But my time is worth more than minimum wage.

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  26. So's mine. That's why Westwood One pays me a lot more than that.

    I wasn't thinking shelf-stocker for you. I was thinking more marketing/purchasing/floor-planning. You've got a good head for organization and aesthetics.

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  27. "How a woman can capture my heart", huh?

    Is it still free for the taking?

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  28. It's been sitting around for quite a while now, so it's on the "90% off shelf".

    Hopefully I'll get a taker soon.

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  29. Well, I know this one bargain-hunter who LOVES 90% off sales...

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