Thursday, February 6, 2014

Klingon Valentine

Via Neatorama:



In case you've forgotten what Klingon love is like, it involves poetry and evasive maneuvers:


Klingon mating ritual

25 comments:

  1. I challenge you to like:

    THE WORST LOVE POEM EVER!:

    http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q2/lguppy.html

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  2. Awwww.

    It was awkward...there is a stanza or two I could do without...

    but it was still kinda cute. :)

    That probably gives you some insight to the number and quality of love poems I have ever had read to me...

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  3. Sorry about those "couple stanzas". It's hard to find good bad love poetry, since the authors must constantly walk the line between "horrible" (which is easier) and "bad" (which takes a lot of work)...

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  4. Well, I suppose it sounds cliche, but I'm partial to Sonnet 43:

    http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15384

    Also, anything that starts with "Roses are red, Violets are blue", since those tend to be clever, fun, and heartfelt.

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  5. I'm starting to think the whole point of this website is so that Harv and Miss can flirt with each other.

    --Hale

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  6. I'm starting to think you might be right.

    Not complaining, just observing.

    Definitely not complaining...

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  7. Well... not out loud anyway.

    Mostly just whispered asides to whichever cat is nearby, like "what is up with that crazy stalker-woman?" :-P

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  8. You're saying you want me to *stop* then?

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  9. Stop being irritable?

    Sure, if you're offering :-P

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  10. Ok. If I stop being irritable, will you post more poems? :)

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  11. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Anything else
    I can do for you?

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  12. Do you have a clean shirt nearby?

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  13. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm getting ready to work out
    Will a tank top do?

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  14. How about a nice, soft, absorbent sweatshirt?

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  15. Well, I was going to make a witty, Trek-inspired comment, but I hate to come between you two...not into that kind of relationship. ;)

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