Because bald guys get called "Curly"
So you're "eligible", huh?
Sure... make me an offer...
Um...ok...So what are you in the market for?
Nerd girl. Must be able to quote Princess Bride extensively.
Huh.I think I know someone you might like...but I'm not sure how comfortable with the label "nerd girl".
Cool. Knowing some Monty Python would be nice, too...