Because bald guys get called "Curly"
Very nice, thank you.
Try this one: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-universe-is-scary
The article ends "Here’s everything in the observable universe, and here’s your place in it. Just a tiny little ant in a giant jar."Yes, but I'm a happy ant, and I like my anthill.The rest of the jar... not my circus, not my monkeys...
Isn't your anthill lonely?