Because bald guys get called "Curly"
Most of that just seems self absorbed to me. You are by any metric i know how to use, one of the best people i know. How do you need to feel better about yourself? Because if you do, i am well and truly boned.
We all have moments of darkness where we need to trick ourselves just enough to cast one weary eye towards the light to remember who we can be.I'm no exception :-)