Saturday, April 7, 2018

Lessons From the Big Screen

(As told to me by my blogless brother Tom)

My rules for surviving in a horror movie:

1. Always have a good flash light with a freshly charged battery or two.
2. Always have a gun and several spare magazines.
3. Never go into the basement in your underwear when you hear a strange sound and the light isn't working.
4. When in doubt, always empty the magazine into the monster's head BEFORE you chop it off and bury it in a 20'
deep hole and fill it with concrete... on holy ground.
5. Finally ALWAYS look In the back seat BEFORE you get into a car.

(With thanks to every 80's horror movie ever)

1 comment:

  1. If you split up, always go with Daphne.